So I decided to go to the super market to pick up a few things, it was late night so there were not that many people in the store. I got my things and made my way to the line, as I got there the cashier and the customer in front of me were having a conversation, I could tell the cashier was gay because of his pronounced gay lisp. So he rings my stuff up and we have the usual BS convo about "how are you doing tonight".

I get done paying for my items and as I get my receipt he says to me " not to be weird or anything but what cologne are you wearing?" So I think to myself what the fuck? But I end up telling him and just walk off. So I guess he is going to go get my cologne tomorrow and rub his body in it so he can remember my hotness because apparently flip-flops, jeans, a hoodie and a ball cap with a little cologne turns the homosexuals wild. So be sure to make notes on that guys :P